I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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