My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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