As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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