Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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