it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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