They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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