Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Life is so much better after having sex.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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