is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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