fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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