So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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