im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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