they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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