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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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