Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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