Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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