The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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