If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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