I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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