that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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