Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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