It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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