also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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