I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
At least life still wants to fuck me.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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