You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
