i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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