Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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