so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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