Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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