Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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