She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
