I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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