Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she peed on how many people?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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