Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I need water and some morals
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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