I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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