margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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