a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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