That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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