Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
PANTIES FOUND
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