I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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