At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Couch. On fire.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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