What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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