Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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