Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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