She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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