omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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