did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
