The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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