And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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