FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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