Buhtt sex?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize