You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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