tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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