For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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